What is the check-in and check-out time at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is by 10:30.
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure, Bournemouth
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About the Hotel
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
- Next to The Coastal Activity Park
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Rooms
Deus Lodge of Heavy Leisure provides accommodation with a double room that includes air conditioning, heating, and a flat-screen TV. The private bathroom has a shower, hairdryer, and free toiletries.
Dining
Breakfast is available every morning, with à la carte, vegetarian, and vegan options. The hotel features an onsite restaurant and a bar.
Amenities
The hotel provides a garden and free private parking. Free WiFi is available throughout the property.
Surrounding Area
The property is 600 metres from Eastcliff Beach and 5 km from Bournemouth. Sandbanks is 12 km away, and Poole Harbour is 14 km from the hotel. Deus Ex Machina Hotel is a 25-minute walk from Bournemouth Central.
Landmarks
The Coastal Activity Park is 0.5 km from the hotel, while Boscombe Beach is also 0.5 km away. Other nearby landmarks include Boscombe High Street (1 km), Manor steps Zig Zag (1 km), Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre (2 km), Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum (2 km), and Bournemouth International Centre (3 km).
“The stylish decor, especially the fun rooms and bathrooms stocked with Lush products, certainly made an impression; plus, it's a short stroll to Boscombe Beach for sunset views. The staff's accommodating nature and thoughtful extras, like complimentary breakfast cereals, point to a well-considered stay, indeed. I'd say this is a great pick.”
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Cozy rooms, spacious suites, and family-friendly homes, all with flexible cancellation policies & special deals
- Deluxe Queen Room2 persons2265 sq. feet1 King-size bedHeatingShowerroom details
- Large Double or Twin Room2 persons2265 sq. feet1 King-size bedAir conditioningHeatingroom details
- Superior Queen Room2 persons2745 sq. feet1 King-size bedAir conditioningHeatingroom details
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Check-in/ Check-out
Facilities
Enjoy premium amenities for a relaxing stay with your pet
General
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- Parking
- Pets allowed
- Security
- Coffee shop
- Fireplace
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
- Key access
Services
- Welcome drink
- Happy hour
Dining
- Restaurant
- Bar/ Lounge area
- Dinner
Spa & Leisure
- Beach access
Room features
- Air conditioning
- Heating
Bathroom
- Free toiletries
Media
- Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite
At Deus Ex Machina Hotel, dining transcends the ordinary with an offering that caters to all dietary preferences while emphasizing a warm, inviting atmosphere. Experience thoughtful meals that range from healthy breakfasts to hearty dinners, all crafted with care to highlight comfort and satisfaction.
Location
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
Explore Bournemouth
Explore Bournemouth
Bournemouth Beach
30 minutes' walk
A vibrant sandy stretch perfect for sunbathing, beach sports, and stunning sunsets. Offers facilities and events throughout the year.
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
25 minutes' walk
Victorian villa housing art and history exhibitions. Noteworthy for its garden and occasional free admission days.
Oceanarium
30 minutes' walk
Aquarium featuring a variety of marine life. Engaging talks and feeding sessions add to the educational experience.
Boscombe Pier
4 minutes' walk
A classic British pier with stunning views and an entertainment arcade. Great spot for leisurely strolls and local cafes.
The Coastal Activity Park
3 minutes' walk
Offers thrilling watersports, including paddleboarding and kayaking. Rental services available for equipment and lessons.
Boscombe Chine Gardens
5 minutes' walk
A serene park with lush gardens, ideal for relaxing strolls and picnics. Features playgrounds and a café for refreshments.
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room
15 minutes' walk
Exciting escape room experience perfect for groups and families. Check for availability and booking requirements.
Chicken & Blues
12 minutes' walk
Casual eatery specializing in Southern BBQ and fried chicken. Known for its lively atmosphere and mouthwatering dishes.
Marco's Deli
11 minutes' walk
Charming deli offering fresh sandwiches and local specialties. Ideal for a quick bite or takeaway, with vegetarian options available.
Jammin Jerk Hut
12 minutes' walk
Caribbean eatery known for its flavorful jerk chicken and vibrant atmosphere. Popular among locals for its casual vibe.
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
30 minutes' walk
Historic venue hosting performances, including concerts, plays, and comedy shows. Check the schedule for family-friendly events.
Bournemouth International Centre
30 minutes' walk
Multi-purpose venue for exhibitions, concerts, and conferences. Features a diverse lineup of events for all ages.
Getting around
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-10:00
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
8
Former name
deus ex machina hotel
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure from previous guests about their experience.
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Pros
Cool decor
Friendly staff
Clean room
Cons
Confusing breakfast menu
Limited parking
Noisy music
Guest reviewsbased on 5 reviews
Tom from United Kingdom
Couple
Deluxe Queen Room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: January 06, 2026
7/10
Acceptable Stay near the Coast
spacious room well kept room cozy bed corridor facilities basic breakfast extra payment
The room was spacious. It was well kept. The bed was cozy. The location proved convenient for exploring nearby attractions.
Tea and coffee facilities were in the corridor, not inside the room itself. I found this inconvenient. The room price included only a basic breakfast option. Ordering anything beyond that required an extra payment. I found this a bit disappointing.
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Martin from Germany
Single
Superior King Room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: January 05, 2026
9/10
friendly staff great location lovely breakfast
The staff was FRIENDLY and helpful. The location is great, just a short walk to the beach. Breakfast was lovely. I appreciated the variety.
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Evelyn from Ireland
Couple
superior queen room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: December 21, 2025
9/10
friendly staff clean environment
i appreciated the friendly staff i found the environment clean spacious and smart the service was good the food was also good everything was great
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Alex from United Kingdom
Single
deluxe queen room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: December 13, 2025
6/10
poor communication missed breakfast
the room was very clean, and the air con worked well. it was also a short walk to the beach.
I booked online and the advertised events didn't happen. There was little communication. we weren't told about a discount in the shop , and we missed out on breakfast because no one mentioned it was included until too late. it all felt rather disorganized
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Leo from Canada
Couple
Superior Queen Room
3 nights in August 2026
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Reviewed: September 20, 2025
9/10
Excellent Hotel Experience
spacious room free parking
The staff were helpful. Nothing was too much trouble. The room I had was wonderful and spacious. I appreciated the free parking and the short walk to the beach (a big plus for me).
I was not told you get a discount in the shop if you stay and I was unaware breakfast was included until it was too late. I would have liked to make use of these, especially the shop discount.
Facilities
9/10
The hotel boasts free parking near reception. guests have easy access to the beach and cliff-top walks. The on-site bar and eatery adds to the hotel's cool vibe and styling.
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FAQs
About The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
How far is Deus Ex Machina Hotel from Bournemouth Airport?
The hotel is 9 km from Bournemouth Airport, which takes approximately 15 minutes by car.
What are the nearby beaches to Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Eastcliff Beach is located 600 metres from the hotel, while Boscombe Beach is only 1 km away.
What dining options are available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
The hotel features an à la carte restaurant and a bar, serving a variety of dishes for dinner.
What types of breakfast does Deus Ex Machina Hotel offer?
Breakfast includes continental, Full English/Irish, and vegetarian options.
Is parking available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Free private parking is available on-site without the need for a reservation.
What leisure facilities does Deus Ex Machina Hotel provide?
Guests can enjoy access to a sauna, steam room, and spa lounge.
How close is Deus Ex Machina Hotel to the city center?
The hotel is located 2 km away from Bournemouth Central.
What are some restaurants near Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Nearby restaurants include Chaplin's & The Cellar Bar, Efes, The Brew at Boscombe, and The Garden Cafe, all within 1 km.
What room amenities are available at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Rooms are equipped with air conditioning, a flat-screen TV, and provide free toiletries.
Are there any activities or entertainment options at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
The hotel offers themed dinner nights and happy hour events.
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